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Build a bridge t-shirts & gifts Build a bridge and get over it - Funny saying with attitude on t-shirts in several colors!	I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.	I'm not getting smaller... I'm not getting smaller... I'm backing away from you. Blue or black designs.
I'm My Evil Twin This may look like me but I'm really my EVIL TWIN. A bold design in black and red lettering. You may be the good twin or you may be the evil twin. Looks great on a t-shirt, a hat, or other gifts	A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad me	Man With One Chopstick Go Hungry Have fun & be amused by this twist on chinese proverbs & quotes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. With 10 unique sayings, there is 1 for everyone!
This is my clone t-shirts & gifts This is my clone... Looks great on light and dark color t-shirts!	Just Like Scarecrow	Man who enter dark forest must Carry Flashlight Have fun & be amused by this twist on chinese proverbs & quotes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. With 10 unique sayings, there is 1 for everyone!
333: Half Evil	I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!	Hard work will pay off later...
Need More Shoes I'm not high maintenance, I just need more shoes t-shirts, hats and buttons. Funny show lover clothing, apparel and gifts for the woman who can't get enough footwear. Funny shoe addict tees.	Rockmaster Scott - Roof Is On Fire Shirt-Pervert lets the mutha fucka burn with this classic "No Seriously, The Roof Is Really On Fire" Rockmaster Scott design.	Few women admit their age, Few men act theirs
Not Short - Fun Size I'm Not Short - I'm Just Fun Size!	Don’t read this! get your own T-shirt! - Funny and silly attitude. People won't help but read it, but once they do it's too late. Silly sarcastic and dry humor T-shirts & gifts.	Pink Attitude Pink - It's not just a colour, it's an attitude! - Funny and humorous attitude saying / quote on T-Shirts & Gifts.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn sign	It brings back so many memories.	Grumpy Night Person There's nothing more horrifying to a night person than having that alarm go off in the morning. It's not natural. Text says: "Mornings are evolution in action. Only the grumpy survive."
What would Scooby do? Funny take on the popular question!	Silly Rules ...even those have a purpose!	All I Want Why be shy about what you want? First, the creature comforts, then complete power. It's only fair. Right? Text says: "All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power."
I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own	Rock is Dead Long live paper and scissors. A great gift for any rocker with a sense of humor, brilliant but simple.	If something goes without... If something goes without saying - Let it! - Choose between 3 different colored text / font on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers.
Light Travels Faster Warning: people within view are often dumber than they appear. Text says: "Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."	Jesus loves you!	Come Sit By Me If you can't say anything nice... come sit by me! - Choose between two types of designs on T-Shirts, Shirts, hoodies, mugs, caps, buttons, magnets, Stickers, and more!